An Ideal Bedside Companion
"[Mary's] muse is not fettered by such inhibiting factors as taste.'

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Moniker: Mary or 菲菲 or imbecile or whatever.

18 (and then some) years since uterus expulsion.

Location: Melbourne, Australia.

Currently: A child. Perpetually unmotivated. Severe underachiever with no goals, ambitions or talents.

Loves smelling books, easily moved, cannot colour-coordinate for shit.

Screwed over daily by the IB. <--- update: the IB will continue to haunt my bones and trigger brain aches even after completion.

Always dedicating life to passively viewing film and crying etc. My only exercise consists of running away from responsibilities.

Sometimes I can music (but mostly I can’t).

Bespectacled.

Please talk to me.

teeth

teeth

posted 2 weeks ago

i am nothing more than an eye and an eyebrow

i am nothing more than an eye and an eyebrow

posted 3 weeks ago with 1 note

OH MY GOD SHIRLEY AND RACHEL BULLIED ME INTO BUYING THIS I LOVE IT BUT I&#8217;M 45 DOLLARS POORER NO I CAN&#8217;T BUY ANYTHING FOR ANOTHER DECADE

The one I actually bought is a size up, it&#8217;s a black velvet playsuit thing and the sleeves are see through and there are weird backless holes.

OH MY GOD SHIRLEY AND RACHEL BULLIED ME INTO BUYING THIS I LOVE IT BUT I’M 45 DOLLARS POORER NO I CAN’T BUY ANYTHING FOR ANOTHER DECADE

The one I actually bought is a size up, it’s a black velvet playsuit thing and the sleeves are see through and there are weird backless holes.

posted 1 month ago with 10 notes

i have to pin my hair up like a dweeb sometimes 
(my forehead takes up like half my face)

i have to pin my hair up like a dweeb sometimes 

(my forehead takes up like half my face)

posted 1 month ago

more high renaissance selfies for your pleasure
this is my fave

more high renaissance selfies for your pleasure

this is my fave

posted 1 month ago

this post is a celebration of high renaissance selfies
note the symmetry

this post is a celebration of high renaissance selfies

note the symmetry

posted 1 month ago with 3 notes

nabraska asked: "me and carson are talking about how you are the selfie queen and we are only but young nubile selfie novices"

bless you my loyal subjects

here is a token of my appreciation

image

posted 2 months ago

pentagram

pentagram

posted 2 months ago with 1 note

don&#8217;t be afraid to party alone at home at 12:14am with red lipstick

don’t be afraid to party alone at home at 12:14am with red lipstick

posted 2 months ago with 3 notes

(wow it looks like i&#8217;m sticking up my middle finger i wasn&#8217;t trying to)

(wow it looks like i’m sticking up my middle finger i wasn’t trying to)

posted 2 months ago with 2 notes

gpoy though idk why

gpoy though idk why

posted 2 months ago with 2 notes

here is the jumpsuit/playsuit/whatever suit man why didn’t they make it out of stretchy material or something i swear i just ripped it some more trying to get it on and i’ve definitely stretched the top so i should wear a shirt under it (wearing with rachel’s belt sorry i’ll give it back sometime)

posted 2 months ago

top: dice shorts that i bought a while ago they are cute but a bit too small because I GOT A XS WHY???? IT DECEIVED ME they said XS = AUS8 but clearly that’s a lie

bottom: shorts i got today they are comfortable and fit well thank god

posted 2 months ago with 1 note

continued outfits posts:

this top has flaps??? i’m not sure what it’s doing but i thought it’d be less rigid i guess i have to wear it for a bit before i can tell it what to do

posted 2 months ago with 1 note

my life revolves around trying to style knee-high socks

(i can’t wear them with these boots they look weird??? also new boots smell i love it)

posted 2 months ago with 3 notes