An Ideal Bedside Companion
"[Mary's] muse is not fettered by such inhibiting factors as taste.'

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Moniker: Mary or 菲菲 or imbecile or whatever.

18 (and then some) years since uterus expulsion.

Location: Melbourne, Australia.

Currently: A child. Perpetually unmotivated. Severe underachiever with no goals, ambitions or talents.

Loves smelling books, easily moved, cannot colour-coordinate for shit.

Screwed over daily by the IB. <--- update: the IB will continue to haunt my bones and trigger brain aches even after completion.

Always dedicating life to passively viewing film and crying etc. My only exercise consists of running away from responsibilities.

Sometimes I can music (but mostly I can’t).

Bespectacled.

Please talk to me.

no I am. Trying to be righteously politically correct but constantly failing. I see a lot of myself in Britta…

K ACCEPTED

but why is britta written as the only non-humorous character

(but i’ve only seen like 5 eps ignore me)

my laughing just doubled with every sentence HAHAHAHAH ISSY PIERCE OH MY GDOKDAGJHSF
SERIOUSLY I’M DYING HOLY FUCK
ISSY PIERCE ISSY OMFGGDGAJHFGKHSJFKGHSHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA
no I’ve got a funnier one: shirley = chang

STOP OMG EKDHNFJKHFKJSDH AHHAAHHA HSIDJKAIHFD