"[Mary's] muse is not fettered by such inhibiting factors as taste.'
Mary, 17, Australia: obese manchild and dork; severe underachiever with no goals or real talents. Loves smelling books and would watch a movie a day if IB didn't exist.
At this point I should mention that this blog should come with a 'STALK AT YOUR OWN RISK' warning because I know a lot of you do stalk this and probably get extremely amazed at how much I embarrass myself with my excessive fangirling, but hey here's my official warning, just so you know.
Imagine if I was Tom Lehrer, Woody Allen and Philip K. Dick combined. (I would also be a senior Jewish male)