An Ideal Bedside Companion

"[Mary's] muse is not fettered by such inhibiting factors as taste.'

Moniker: Mary or 菲菲 or imbecile or whatever.

18 (and then some) years since uterus expulsion.

Location: Melbourne, Australia.

Currently: A child. Perpetually unmotivated. Severe underachiever with no goals, ambitions or talents.

Loves smelling books, easily moved, cannot colour-coordinate for shit.

Screwed over daily by the IB. <--- update: the IB will continue to haunt my bones and trigger brain aches even after completion.

Always dedicating life to passively viewing film and crying etc. My only exercise consists of running away from responsibilities.

Sometimes I can music (but mostly I can’t).

Bespectacled.

Please talk to me.

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Anonymous asked: "WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?"

The official tumblr diet as in sit at your computer for so long that you forget to eat?

posted 1 minute ago

lifeandotheroddtales:

Different Sherlock portrayals as cats. Because I can.

House is the uncontrollable crazy cat.

Robert Downey Jr. cat is the flaunting type.

BBC Sherlock is the brooding cat.

Elementary Sherlock is the cuddly one.

Canon Sherlock is an awesome YouTube keyboard cat that Watson is always impressed by.

posted 58 minutes ago via littlelovingmouse · originally lifeandotheroddtales with 5,254 notes

#SH

rapedbyrapture:

It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life.

The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…

KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.

posted 1 hour ago via thechosenjuan · originally rapedbyrapture with 5,850 notes